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../My Piano hello... hello? [crowd sings hello] have you had some Heineken? hello I haven't yet or I would 'oop' Fall off my piano stool and everything would go horrible at my piano at my piano I think I should not be allowed to do much when I sit at my piano otherwise I wouldn't be able to keep my mind on what I'm doing keep my mind on what I'm doing and maybe I would fall off and then I'd have to crawl on the ground and I have before at some college when I fell off my piano stool but I had not been drinking that's what's so horrible is I was totally straight totally sane and I could do nothing absolutely nothing so maybe I should have a drink and you should pass me up right now a Heineken but I don't drink beer so could you pass me up a nice chateau, maybe a bordeaux so we are here now having a secret someone is smoking something nice oh boy I'd love to have it now... Oh! My piano she's not smoking she gave up last week and so we have these hidden little things she's got her patches don't tell (points to the organ) whispers:the organ they've been [whispers:]having a fight cause she is sexy in her patches but I may just give her some a little puff puff puff puff puff while I have a little bit of some Bordeaux love with my piano my piano she's my girl my baby my lady and I, see, I love this one yes my only one whispers:I'm such a liar! I've got three of these and one's at home and one's in Florida so... I am flirting with this piano She's a new one that I picked up very recently dont' you think she's heaven? my piano she's never toured anywhere she's only been on British Air Ha! My piano she loves you so she just wants you to come around from now til the end of December and I'll bring Santa and I'll bring the Dolls and we'll be we'll see you out there - over 4 minute improv, performed on June 3rd 2007, HMH Amsterdam • BACK |